Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Welcome to the Ghetto

So I have a house. This is a moderately recent development. I like the street I live on; I like my house number; I like my neighbors (they give me food!). Some of my neighbors must be super-worried about my eating habits:


I appreciate the sentiments; I, too, worry about my breakfast dietary practices... But their method of delivery leaves something to be desired. Welcome to the ghetto.

Apparently, though, my block is pretty good. A few blocks north or east, and it's worse. Also a few blocks west or south aren't too great, either.